It's My 19th Birthday Todaaaaay

	"I did WHAT last night?"
	For anyone who has ever woken up the next morning and scratched their head in confusion... 1. The Classic- Sharing stories at breakfast the morning after. Apparently you had quite the night, but you don't remember a thing. 2. The "Aw Fuck"- You call your ex boyfriend or girlfriend and confess your undying love for them. You don't remember until they call you back the next day to ask about that date you promised them...aw fuck. 3. The "What is this tube doing in my arm"- You wake up in the hospital hooked up to some pretty serious looking machines. Fighting the biggest guy at the party seemed like a good idea at the time. 4. The Empty Condom Wrapper- You might have had the best sex of your life last night, but you wouldn't have known it. You can't remember if it was good or not, and you also can't remember your bedmates name...oops. 5. The Wet Wakeup- You waked up in a pool of pee, puke, or both and you're not even sure if it's yours or not. Lovely. 6. The Kodak Moment- Pictures you find of yourself the next day on Facebook/Webshots that prove your a drunken idiot. 7. The Ink- Waking up realizing Dave Matthews Band is tattooed across half your back. This isn't how you expected to start off your day and you don't even like Dave. 8. The "I thought with cruise control you didn't have to steer"- Great. Now there's a hole in your car to match the hole in your head. Good one, dumbass. 9. The "I thought this yellow paper was a thank you note"- The cop you talked to last night was NOT checking to see how hard you could blow out your birthday candles. And when he made you walk that straight line, he didn't want you to play hopscotch. 10. The "I made out with who?!"- That "10" you were making out with last night in your drunken stuper has suddenly turned into a "4" and your "less drunk than you last night" friends will remind you of your actions everytime you see that person...forever. 11. The All-Time Favorite- You wake up with your clothes on in a bed/on a couch you don't remember crashing on and you realize you need to find your cell phone and get someone to pick you up. You furiously begin digging through your pockets/purse, recovering 2 crumpled up, wet dollar bills, your driver's license(which is worthless), a SHEETZ receipt and a half eaten bag of Munchies, and a gum wrapper with chewed up gum in it.....but no cellphone. Start walkin, bitch. To all the times that we wake up with no recognition of the night before....cheers.

soooo i wonder...

 

20 Reason's A Girl Should Call It A Night...
	1. I have absolutely no idea where my bag is. 2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my bootay while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around. 3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe I could do it too. ("bitch...i ain't playin'...) 4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look more like Lily Savage than the goddess I was just four hours ago. 5. My 2:00 am pizza (which I'm eating even though I'm not the least bit hungry), is burning the shit out of my mouth and I don't give a FUCK!!! 6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo much. 7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work or enter the class room. 8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the stranger sitting next to me. 9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my biology teacher. 10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming. 11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy. 12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it. 13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the vodka. 14. I really should lock our refridgerator before I leave for the night....so we don't eat the whole house when we get back. 15. I start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..." 16.There is some drunk dialing/texting going on here and there... 17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves. 18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be standing) and take a quick nap. 19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button fly pants to cut down on the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink. 20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having problems walking straight.

i'd have to say..im guilty. hahahaha....

Currently Listening Since U Been Gone By Kelly Clarkson see related

whatever.

and...

xangas gettinnn olllddd.

So i just wanted to say thank you. to that special person out there. Thank you for being the one thing you promised and swore you'd never be....just like every other one of my ex boyfriends. thank you for pretty much leading me on...telling me one thing and feeling another and just letting me believe we were TRUE LOVE. im upset im not guna lie. but if you treated me like that...im not sure how much i can dwell on that..cuz the fact of the matter is....that was a dickhead move....and just like your bad move. im guna have to make a move of my own. and you know what that move is?? MOVING ON.

jenn my dear. feel free to take that. haha

thank god for my friends who are helping me through this. cuz without them...who knows how i'd end up.

and theres so many moore but im about to go to bed...

...but...

its safe to say..i have the best friends..in the W O R L D.

I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck Than any girl you'll ever meet, sweetie you had me.

R.I.P. Fluffy.....you'll always be my Sweetheart.

were putting her to sleep on friday or saturday.        i love her ive had her for 14 years...her whole liver is cancer now...which is pressing on her lungs..which makes it hard for her to breathe. puttin her to sleep is "the best thing" for her everyone says....im guna miss her so much...i didnt thikn it would be this hard to say goodbye to a cat. guess it is when shes been with you for 14 years. i love you fluffy.

its not fair my hearts broken.....she was strong till the end.